[BITList] the golfer

[Colin t]

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his  drive into the woods.  Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun  flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside  him.  
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured  it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh!  What happened?" the  Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf  ball," the golfer says. 
"Oh, I see.  Well, ye got me  fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya  want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the  golfer answers in relief.  "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're OK,  and I apologise."  
And the golfer walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun  says to himself.  I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three  things I would want....a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and  a fantastic sex life." 
A year goes by (as it does in  stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again  hits a bad drive into the woods  and the Leprechaun is there waiting for  him.  
"Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I  just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?" "My game is fantastic!" the golfer  answers.  I'm a scratch golfer now." 
He adds, "By the way, it's good  to see you're all right." "Oh, I'm fine now, thankye.  I  did that fer yer golf game, you know.  And tell me, how's yer money  situation?" 
"Why, it's just unbelievable!" the  golfer states. When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00  bills I didn't even know were there! "I did that fer ye also.  
And  tell me, how's yer sex life?" The golfer blushes, turns his head  away in embarrassment, and says shyly, It's OK." "C'mon, c'mon now," urged  the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a  week?" Blushing even more, the golfer looks  around then whispers, "Once, sometimes twice a  week." "What??" responds the Leprechaun in  shock. "That's all?  Only once or twice a  week?" 
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure  that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small  parish."
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