[BITList] THE MOST SENSIBLE QUOTES EVER ...:))))

John Feltham wantok at me.com
Sun Mar 21 04:19:04 GMT 2010


From a friend of mine...

Really!

ooroo


This isn’t true – but just to show women are above all this, I am forwarding this to a few chosen friends....
 
 





 
 
 
 

 

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
Sacha Guitry 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
Hemant Joshi 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. 
Dumas 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 
Sigmund Freud 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
Anonymous 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 
Henny Youngman 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
Sam Kinison 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
James Holt McGavran 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." 
Patrick Murray 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
Nash 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... 
Anonymous 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 
Henny Youngman 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
Rodney Dangerfield 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
Milton Berle 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 
Anonymous 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 
Anonymous 

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Send this to all the guys to give them a good laugh......and to those ladies with a sense of humour who can handle it!


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